bulletproof-hatred:

life is hard when you’re an ugly girl that likes cute boys

(Source: lickme-like-a-loli, via mickjaggugh)

internetmessiah:

I’ve decided I want to be cremated. Not when I die, just whenever. Surprise me.

(via blowoffs)

jadehariey:

durbikins:

oh yeah, with the new size limit for .gifs this thing can finally be posted
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what the fuck

(via galehawthorne)

there-was-no-other-sound:

rnultiplayer:

wanna know what a cow looks like washed and blow dried?

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that is what a cow looks like washed and blow dried

FLUFFY MILK HORSE

(via precircumcised)

inixte:

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cole sprouse is a national treasure

(via ayoastronaut)

vaguelyjewish:

testoster0ne:

how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.

like isn’t just like having sex idgi?

This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.

(Source: basedyeeezus, via lameborghini)

penguintim:

"America is a land of freedom!!11!!"

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(via crystallized-teardrops)